Comments on: Who’s He Playing? Daniel Bruhl Joins ‘Captain America: Civil War’

By: Cable Guy again

Cable Guy again — Mon, 23 May 2016 04:56:10 +0000

After reading my above comment, I\’ve decided my days of giving away free hilarity on "comments boards" are over. I\’m quitting my job as Cable Guy and moving to Hollywood, where I will instantly find work as an A-List writer. Good bye, Indiwire, you\’ll get no more genius from me.

By: Cable Guy

Cable Guy — Mon, 23 May 2016 04:56:10 +0000

Dan Bruhl is playing a jerky internet critic, but don\’t worry, there\’s no litigious case here because the studio wisely calls the character "Shmevin Shmagershmauf." Pretty genius, if you ask me.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Mon, 23 May 2016 04:56:10 +0000

I was thinking Doctor Faustus as well

By: Emperor Zerg Rush

Emperor Zerg Rush — Mon, 23 May 2016 04:56:10 +0000

As Marvel now seems hellbent on blowing through all their major storylines in one large swoop, it\’s a true mystery. My top guesses are either Baron Zemo or Doctor Faustus. The latter seems like a safe bet.