https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-zooey-deschanels-iphonesiri-commercial-20120417/ Fri, 13 May 2016 12:41:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-zooey-deschanels-iphonesiri-commercial-20120417/#comment-80025 Fri, 13 May 2016 12:41:30 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-zooey-deschanels-iphonesiri-commercial-111629/#comment-80025 ZOOEY – Siri, what's that noise?
SIRI – That noise you hear is you breathing
ZOOEY – Siri, what is breathing?
SIRI – Breathing is the process that moves air in and out of the lungs of terrestrial vertebrates
ZOOEY – Siri, should I do this often?
SIRI – Yes, oxygen is essential to organic life-forms
ZOOEY – Siri, I need to pee how do I do that?
SIRI – Urination, also known as micturition, voiding, peeing, weeing, pissing, and more rarely, emiction, is the ejection of urine from the urinary bladder….
ZOOEY – Siri, you can stop, I did it already. Siri I need a number for some cleaners, remind me in say…. five minutes
SIRI – Remind you to get a cleaner to clean up your human waste and your clothes in five minutes
ZOOEY – Siri, let's dance, play me the Bananaphone song
SIRI – Sure thing you twat. 'Ring ring ring……'

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