https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/ Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114676 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114676 Yeah, that looks like straight-up animation. Wow.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114659 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114659 Where's Ralph Bakshi when you need him. Rotoscope the live actors and release this as a pure animation film and it might appeal to….someone.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114660 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114660 Anybody else feel like going to Red Lobster?

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114661 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114661 I've seen worse a long time ago. Try watching "Message from Space". 34 years between MfS and this one, and that's what immediately came to mind. That's bad … REAL bad.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114662 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114662 I didn't quite like the trailer, and the story line sounds a bit lame. However, I actually kinda admire the costuming.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114663 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114663 They probably spent 20 million on the font alone and 50 M on those crabs.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114664 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114664 Doesn't look that much worse than Prometheus was…
At least it's hilarious.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114665 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114665 They didn't spend USD$100 million on this damn show, insiders from China confided on me about this piss poor amateurish project. You can cut one digit off the announced budget and that's their real production cost, actually speaking.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114666 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114666 Wowwwwwww…..so where did that 100 million go? On the crab man effects I bet…..many people lost their jobs after this…this makes John Carter look like Apocalypse Now

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114667 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114667 This makes Scorpion King look like a best special effects oscar winner. wow that was awful!!!

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114668 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114668 You folks give too much credit to American film distributors. I can see a bottom feeder like Harmony Gold grabbing this one for distribution if the price is right. When it does hit the obscure cineplex several thousand slack jawed movie goers will pay to see it. Unfortunately. It is a testament to pathetic tent pole films Hollywood has released lately like Battleship and John Carter where accountant executives try to play movie mogul for a brief moment….

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114669 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114669 I was going to say that they used to be allowed to make horrible fantasy movies that failed miserably, so where's the big deal? After watching the trailer, I have to say that cheap digital effects simply cannot be excused like some cheap sci-fi star wars knock off from the eighties might have been.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114670 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114670 The ugly font alone makes it look like a cheap turkey.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114671 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114671 It looks like some cheap Italian sword & sandal flick from the Sixties, with FX from some early Xbox game. Might be worth renting from Netflix or something for a fun night, but I can't see a distributor picking this up for theatres. This is why 3-D is going to be a fad yet again.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114672 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114672 100 million????…but where??

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114673 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114673 It looks like a trailer for an XBOX game… Back when XBOX was, like, first coming out and people weren't good at doing effects yet…

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114674 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114674 Haha WOW. When I first saw photos of the costumes in this film, I thought it might be some intentionally wacko, amazing Matthew Barney styled art piece. I didn't realize it was a 100 million dollar Syfy Channel movie. I'm going to get SO drunk for this.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114675 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:14 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114675 I think this trailer's worse offence is that it makes the trailer for Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2 actually epic.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114653 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114653 Haters! This is a fantasy film! In that context, it looks awesome! Let's see YOUR movie, arm chair haters!

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114658 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114658 It looks like someone posted the trailer for the latest installment in the Dungeons and Dragons series by mistake.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114657 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114657 Oh please, please, please release this in the states!!!! It looks soooo crappy and great! Also, I think they stole her hat from the cover of Wildseed by Octavia Butler.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114656 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114656 I don't think it looks that much more ridiculous or worse than the "quality" CGI animation that everyone says is so wonderful. My first thought was this looks like a Del Toro movie without the filters/color correction/teal-orange palette.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114655 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114655 Saw the trailer. Need to take a shower.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114654 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114654 That has to be fake. It looked too awful to be the trailer for a real movie.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-20121023/#comment-114641 Sun, 22 May 2016 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2012/more/uncategorized/watch-trailer-for-the-100-million-3d-fiasco-empires-of-the-deep-starring-olga-kurylenko-250513/#comment-114641 That's some pretty bad CGI. They could of just spliced in some video off Youtube of someone playing World of Warcraft.

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