Comments on: Watch: ‘Conan The Barbarian’ Red Band Trailer Has Lots Of Blood, Not Much Brains

By: Horstradamus

Horstradamus — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

For me, if it\’s not Arnold, it\’s not Conan. This guy looks terrible.

By: Tarzan

Tarzan — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

The Conan trailer looks fun. It should be bloody…umm I\’ts \”Conan\”. If you girls want less blood go see \”The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants\”.

By: Taranaich

Taranaich — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

\”Well, at least “Conan The Barbarian” isn’t aspiring to be anything its not\”

I really don\’t get this mentality. We have plenty of big dumb action movies: why be hostile to any that seek to aspire beyond that? It isn\’t as if the big dumb action movie genre\’s going to die out, and the number of action films that seek to have something to say deserve praise.

\”With so many phallic blades plunging everywhere, this plays like some kind of medieval porno\”

If someone sees phallic imagery in everything, I\’d say that says more about the observer than the work, personally.

\”Somewhere John Milius is sadly shaking his head.\”

Which is exactly what Robert E. Howard fans were doing when his Viking-Samurai-Nietzche film came out in 1982.

By: goldfarb

goldfarb — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

@Mark
or loading a gun.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

Atrocious. Somewhere John Milius is sadly shaking his head.

By: carrie

carrie — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:21:27 +0000

\”Conan The Barbarian’ Trailer Has Lots Of Blood, Not Much Brains\” LOL we talk about Conan by Nispel ,not about a movie by Fincher