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Breaking! G.I Joe Director Insists Sienna Miller’s Baroness Boobs Are Real

Rodrigo Perez — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:08:00 +0000

Thank god we got to this before we went home for the weekend. You’ll remember a few months ago that “G.I. Joe” actress, Sienna Miller, told reporters she had been forced to wear breast enhancing cutlets to fill out the bosom of her Baroness character in the upcoming adaptation of the children’s action figure toy. Miller described them as “chicken fillets,” and was quoted as saying, “The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger.”

But not so fast, “G.I.

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‘G.I. Joe’ Director Powers His Way Into Exciting New Action Film With Larger Breastesses

Rodrigo Perez — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:06:00 +0000

“G.I. Joe” director Stephen Sommers is a filmmaker of unparalleled vision and uncompromising ideas. He’s also a man of conviction and knows exactly what he wants: More bigger boobs, all the time.

On the set of “G.I. Joe” Sommers was unimpressed with Sienna Miller’s (who plays the Baroness) not so gigantic chesticles. Ever the inventive director, Sommers used that where there’s a will, there’s a way know-how and tenacity.

“They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets.

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Sienna Miller To Play Cobra’s Baroness In ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie; Common Almost Confirmed For ‘Justice League’

Rodrigo Perez — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:19:00 +0000

In today’s edition of stupid comic book/animated cartoons that become movies. British pinup Sienna Miller of all people is the first actor announced as officially signed up for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie. Now Variety doesn’t say exactly who she is playing, but they do say, “the British actress will play the film’s female lead, described as a raven-haired baroness and sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage.” So this makes her the evil Cobra character the Baroness, right?

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