Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman.

Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Andrew Garfield, Ezra Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron.

Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

"If "The Color Wheel” was Alex Ross Perry’s “Kicking And Screaming,” then “Listen Up Phillip” fast-forwards straight to “The Squid & The Whale”"

I see the point you're trying to make here and it makes no goddamn sense whatsoever. "Kicking And Screaming" is arguably Baumbach's best film, not to mention "Mr. Jealousy." Besides the fact that "The Color Wheel" has absolutely nothing in common with either movie. This appears to be a tweak of the tweeted Color Wheel as Portnoy's Complaint, Philip as Letting Go, which makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Again though, do you have a single original thought on the film? Are you a human or computer chip?