lmfao holy shit. shouldn’t you be on some reddit subforum whining about how evil women are because they don’t find your absolutely trash personality appealing, you utterly socially inept dork. are you actually just an incredible parody of an autismal incel nerd with no grasp on reality or is this your actual real personality?

get some dignity or something resembling a soul you absolute lifeless consummerist shill.

“If your grammar is to be a decent barometer of your intellectual
capacity for analysis, then your words are both hollow and trite at
once.”

hey, pal, you’re “intellectual analysis” lol, which weirdly enough seems to just be “grammar pedantry and nerd rage”, isn’t going to be enough to cover up the vacuousness of your empty media product consuming dork lifestyle, or a replacement for a trash personality. You might want to attempt some self-awareness and try examing how despite being a grown ass adult you’re an embarassing man child who fits perfectly in with raging moody 13 year old dorks on the internet and in fact are indistinguishable from them online.

If your grammar is to be a decent barometer of your intellectual capacity for analysis, then your words are both hollow and trite at once.

The Force Awakens set ridiculous precedents and it disgraced and killed Han Solo. It set the ball rolling forward to disgrace Luke Skywalker as well.

Your pathetic, weak attempts at having a chuckle at the expense of fans of both decent cinema and of Star Wars is the same kind of bullying that we ‘nerds’ had to put up with for years.

Only nowadays, bullying the nerdy has become chic and fashionable.

When nerds held fast to the icons they treasured, you preppies would come to us, break our Enterprise and Millennium Falcon models just to watch us cry because it amused you.

But we knew we could always rebuild them.

Now you have infiltrated the annals of the things we hold dear and done your best to destroy them.

We will rebuild these things too.

You tried to kill us off during GamerGate.

We triumphed.

You want to pick this fight again?

Bring it on, punk.

(and in actuality it wasn’t even that radical of a movie, it was basically just as much a remake of empire as force awakens was of new hope, you nerds are just so inured to anything that’s not the exact same shit spoon fed to you over and over)

Oh yeah nerds, fight time!