Comments on: Review: Messy & Muddled Sci-Fi Romance ‘Mr. Nobody’ Starring Jared Leto

By: denise

denise — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

I agree that releasing the somewhat similar films you named
Before Mr.Nobody did not help it. However, I thought the film was at
Least as cohesive as Cloud Atlas. And let's be brutally honest is any
Crtitic ever gonna give Jared Leto an honest review. You guys can't stand him when he succeeds as a musician and you slam him when he acts. Funny how many noted directors thankfully ignore you and we
Still get to see Jared do both, Aronofsky, Oliver Stone, you know the list.

By: Cameron

Cameron — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

This is another movie where your understanding and enjoyment thereof are directly correlated to your own intellect. The comments that people make about this film greatly remind me of the largely negative comments directed at the film "Primer".

Sadly, it seems that Kevin is not even close to being intelligent enough to appreciate this movie for the masterpiece that it is. My guess is that something along the lines of Mission Impossible would be more his thing.

I have a genius level IQ (not bragging, it's not something to brag about.. in the world/society we live in this is more of a curse than something to be happy about), and I thought this was one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. It is 2.5 hours long and I was enthralled the entire way through. I immediately watched it again after it finished.

By: jason

jason — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

You would think that a writer/movie critic would have a creative enough mind to understand the meaning conveyed in this movie. Apparently not.

By: Familiar Thoughts

Familiar Thoughts — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

I see that this article was written by someone else and that you merely plagiarized it. I accept that and the fact that you do not like the movie.
The reason I am writing you is because you lack the depth to understand the idea that life is full of unlimited possibilities. You may be wondering how I will prove this point but before I do I want you to understand this. That if you fail to follow my instructions, that you will have no grounds in suggesting that the latter is not possible for you wouldn't have the knowledge of the endless possibilities that exist in our lifetime. So, if you are ready I am going to point you towards a simple book that you can read in a day. A book so powerful that you will need too tell twelve friends so too build a support group around you. The book is titled "E2 (E-squared); written by Pamela Grout.

If by chance you do reply without reading the book, please think before you do! Read the book and realize that you have been given a gift. In closing, of you do buy the book i ask that you write a wish on the inside cover and give it too someone outside of the twelve which you told. Instruct them to do the same and if there is no more space to write, then have them write in the margins or anywhere else they can around the knowledge which is within the covers.

Namaste,

(The blank area is homage to Mr. Nobody)

By: Steven horvat

Steven horvat — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Your criticism on this movie sucks ass! You wouldn't know a good movie when you see one. Your so stupid and brain dead from pornos and action movies that something creative And genius would come along and blow your mind you have to diss it like all the other people in the world care about YOUR opinions and crap! How about you take you cave man club and go die in the snow because your a worthless critic and a looser. I'm sure my little ponies are up your ally for thoughtful and adventurous right! I loved this movie. It's creative and brilliant in a multi imaginative way. Wait I just blew your mind again… It was NEAT! 😉

By: R.

R. — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

this reviewer is too stupid to grasp some of these ideas. If ur not the "sharpest tool in the shed" who'd prefer to watch Stephen seagull movies all day then this movie probably isn't for you. I mean you don't even really have to be that smart or know a lot about science to get it, this is some pretty basic stuff.Also I like how the reviewer explains how the raindrop fell and ruined the phone number and follows it w/ "ya we're not kidding"… Like how stupid are you. Don't you know things like that happen everyday. All the time. It's simple science. The world YOU live in. Wake up and take a look around, read a book. Everything is explained in this movie so the reviewer has no reason to not understand things unless he wasn't paying attention or he has the IQ of a squirrel

By: E

Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Did the person who wrote this even watch the movie? This review has as more gaps then the writer claims the movie does

By: MEGAN

MEGAN — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

"There is no explanation why Nemo can do this and why no one else can, it just is." I stopped reading this review on paragraph three for that idiotic comment, just as the reviewer probably stopped watching after the beginning bit about Pigeon Superstitution. Twenty minutes into the film it explains why he can do this, the Angels of Oblivion did not wipe his memory so he knows everything.
Don't take pieces of a film you've seen and try to discredit the whole movie. Watch the movie with your full attention and your "myriad of problems" will seize to exsist.

By: Spric92

Spric92 — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

haha…
the people here are too embarrassing. this reviewer is beyond dumb.
all of the 'issues' present in this review were explained during the course of the movie, provided one had the intellect and mental capacity to understand it – and many did; there were just the select few, ie, the idiot that wrote this, that failed to. the reviewer's complaints are as moronic and unstable as he claims the movie to be (though it isn't) – he at one point claims it to be too bland, and then mere sentences later proclaims it too over the top.
what an imbecile.
everything else was a literal direct attack on the movie and its viewers. as the post below me said; this was indeed shameful stuff.
I didn't use this site in the first place, but if I had, I sure wouldn't now.

By: Rehjul

Rehjul — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

What a pretentious, obnoxious reviewer – as are many of his followers, which isn't very surprising.
If these people took a moment to pull their heads out of their asses, perhaps they might be able to appreciate the movie.
It's kind of… Well, it's really sad, when a person is so desperate to not understand or like a movie; many of the statements provided here only go to show the reviewer's lack of an understanding. The fact that this would be published as an actual review is enough for me to no longer browse this site. Shameful stuff.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Holy shit, you moron. The year 2092 is relevant because thats when the big crunch happens, it is the end of time as we know it. Nemo is still mortal because in that particular squence of possibilities (read; imagination) he has remained in a coma due to his scooter accident. Because the angels of oblivion forgot to erase nemo's memory, he has eternal consciousness and can move forward or backward through space and time in his imagination. If you didn't understand the movie why did you even bother to write such a piece of shit review

By: Bc

Bc — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Not that I think the movie was thaaat great… But didn't the reporter in the hospital talk about some sort of endless cell regeneration resulting in living forever….? And a few other things you said the movie didn't even explain when they clearly did.. How can you review a movie you clearly didn't even pay attention to?

By: Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

This review makes some good points about the movie's flaws, but the writing is way too confrontational and dismissive. The reviewer does an amazing job belittling anyone who even remotely enjoyed any aspect of the film.

I personally enjoyed the film greatly. It dramatizes some extremely complex ideas about time, choice, free will, love, and fate, and it left me with a sense of wonder for the ethereal qualities of life.

Also, the so-called "ridiculous tangent about angels" is the key to understanding this movie.

By: Jameson

Jameson — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

The reviewer obviously did not care to understand this movie. This movie is not for someone who wishes to have everything laid out and their hand held the entire time. This is not batman, transformers, or any other popcorn flick. To understand this film requires a viewer willing to exercise their brain a bit. This is a great movie but will require you to think some

By: Enjoys mr.mike

Enjoys mr.mike — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Be honest now mike, you're secretly the writer of this terribly offput narrow minded review.

The movie was a quite brilliant perplexing story about life and choices. If you were too stupid to see that, you should probably stop watching movies like this and stick to watching the latest superhero or cliche romantic comedies like I kbow you do.

Also you comment on peoples comments and say they have no right to a view on this movie, or their own opinion, what makes you so grand that you can make your own opi…. oh waot, you didn't make your own opinion, you just copied the reviewer. I'd probably take the masses opinion over yours.

By: MIKE

MIKE — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Great review, Kevin !

I had the same impulse to walk out, for the same reasons. Your criticisms of this juvenile mess of a film are well thought out, and articulated – unlike those of your detractors below.

I suppose a sophomoric movie draws likewise sophomoric minded fans…

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

What an idiotic review. He has clearly missed the entire point of the film. Mr.Nobody is a beautiful film about life, philosophy and the concept of fate, time and space. I love this movie and in my opinion it surpasses many films within a similar genre including Inception or Cloud Atlas. There is nothing like it and even after re-watching it more than 20 times there is always something new and intriguing about this film.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

"And they arrived loud and clear when Nemo gave the first of four lectures on physics and string theory directly to the camera during the Anna storyline (it appears he's some kind of science show TV host, but again, that's left unexplained as well)."

Hmmm. Were the scenes where the camera crew is evident or when the director calls it a day not enough to point to the fact that he is indeed working on some sort of science television show? Do you need some sort of dialogue like "Honey, I am going to my job working on the science show for the Discovery Channel where I explain various scientific theories. I should be back when i'm done."

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Just because you don't understand the movie, doesn't indicate that it's a bad movie. It means you are unintelligent.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

A review as childish as what I'm about to say. Don't trust a guy named Kevin when it comes to movies.

By: jingmei

jingmei — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

This film was made many years ago.

By: Kris

Kris — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Mr Nobody is one of the best films ever made, and this review is certainly THE worst film review I ever read. This review is truly a disgrace for moviegoers. Misleading, unfair, and simply non-sensical text.

I suggest the Mr. Jagernauth continues his carreer doing some brainless activities, for he just engaged in a nice sample of crappy writing. Perhaps the boulevard press awaits you?

By: StrictP

StrictP — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

What an unhelpful review. Loved this movie and have passed it along to many other people who have loved it as well. A very touching and thoughtful story about choices.

By: DERP

DERP — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

LOL! A stupid reviewer here. The reviewer OBVIOUSLY didn't get what the movie meant. You need to watch it really hard and more than 1 time only to get the meaning. There's a LOT of clues and reference from the previous scene in this movie. Use your brain.

By: A Reader

A Reader — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:56:39 +0000

Really unfair review of a beautiful movie. It wasn't perfect, but definitely worth seeing. Your mocking tone is evidence that you really didn't even get it.