https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/ Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35674 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35674 Ann why would it matter if they are jewish? surely this predates such a thing? Noah is not jewish

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35675 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35675 Has to be among the worst movies I have ever seen. These fallen angels that look like mutated transformers…laughable. So bad I walked out before the end. Absolutely no comparison to the story of Noah's ark.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35676 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35676 Hey Squeesh, to a certain extent i agree with The Hamster, the films you girl-tioned are good but not great, Aronofsky is an over-rated film-maker.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35677 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35677 All of Darren Aronofskys films are ludicrously over-rated garbage.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35678 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35678 I have always respected Russell Crowes rampaging heterosexuality but in virtually every other way the geezer is a bloody ludicrous joke.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35679 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35679 Ray Winstone and Anthony Hopkins are both worthless piles of horse-shit specifically because they are British

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35680 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35680 I want to bugger Emma Wat-daughter (as the bird was in 2008 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously), such a shame shes British rubbish though. By the way, i had to change the second syllable of her surname because of my murderous homo-phobia, just to clarify.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35681 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35681 I want to bugger Jennifer Connelly (as the bird was in 1988 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously), what an amazing babe she was 26 years ago.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35682 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35682 "Hamfisted" perfectly summarizes this film and it's filmmaker.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35683 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35683 I thought the opposite to you – the watchers and Ray Winstone's character were tired hollywood cliches grafted into the story, with a tiresome effect. Tubal Cain's relationship with Ham seemed completely illogical and his presence in the ark was a major plot hole never addressed – especially since he'd hacked his way in. The scene where they all fought was unearned.
I was disappointed the film didnt show the horror of the rising waters. It lurched from a few drops of rain straight into a lord of the rings battle scene with no build. Then suddenly everyone was dead and this implausible old fella had somehow made his way onto the ship after killing some angels. It was dumb.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35684 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35684 I am glad this movie stars at least two Jewish actors (Jennifer Connelly, whose mother is Jewish, and Logan Lerman, who is 100% Jewish). As opposed to the upcoming Exodus, which has no Jews in it at all.

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35685 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35685 I agree on how laughable its tone-betraying character moments are, and was also impressed by some of the visual flourishes (creation story sequence in particular). But as a whole I thought the movie suffered more severely from its deep and frequent flaws than critics are letting on. This is a COLOSSAL mess almost on the scale of "Dune."

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35686 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35686 Why so much plot summary??

]]> https://staging2.theplaylist.net/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-20140327/#comment-35687 Fri, 13 May 2016 07:51:02 +0000 http://www.indiewire.com/2014/more/uncategorized/review-darren-aronofskys-noah-starring-russell-crowe-emma-watson-jennifer-connelly-more-87715/#comment-35687 Bummer..

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