The movie starts off with kids in school. Then a freak show with bollywood actors. Then John C. Reily confronts the italian green goblin. The Darren smokes a little weed and makes an intelligent decision to steal a highly poisonous spider from a gay vampire. Then he turns straight and fucks a gypsy. Darren decides wether to throw away his humanuity to Mr. Crapsley or not. They are then attacked by purple eyed homeless people. I a hastily thrown together plot twist, a midget, an obese man with a sword and wolfman somehow overpower superhuman vampeneze. They make their getaway with the daughter of a zookeeper who was being sexually adventurous. Darren follows them in the greatest disguise ever, a family people carrier. He is turned on by their pulsing necks. He's just thinking of hickeys. Then he transforms into a flying smudge and attacks his best friend. After failing his 'ingenious' strategy, he gives into his horny demands and gives a girl a hickey. Now that he has a boner, he can fight Steve as a smudge with no chance of failure. Then Mr. Tiny visits and uses his magical powers to turn Murlough into a midget. Darren kisses a girl and Mr. Crepsley has a threeway back at the cirque. Then Darren goes on MTV's "Pimp my coffin."
THE END

The title of this post alone me laugh out loud.

It was prolly something easy for him to see on the way home, but yeah, i can almost assure you no one went out of their way to see it in advance.