Comments on: New Pic From ‘Noah’ Reveals Darren Aronofsky’s Ark Has A Lot Snakes In It

By: Archer Slyce

Archer Slyce — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

Samuel L. Jackson should join the cast … "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking ark". Seriously though, I guess I'm one of the few who will gladly pass on this one (haven't dug anything from Aronofsky in years).

By: snakeboat

snakeboat — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

2 types of every species of snake. so he gets lots of them shits. then puts them asleep with magic dust (no shit). so they don't run riot all over the place.

By: HUH?

HUH? — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

I thought Saoirse Ronan was attached previously but never confirmed? 'Noah' isn't listed on her IMDB unlike the other actors involved…

By: jimmiescoffee

jimmiescoffee — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

March 28, 2014…really odd release date

By: Ray H

Ray H — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" Whoops, wrong Ark! 😛

By: cirkusfolk

cirkusfolk — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

There is no logical reason why this can't be done in time for a December or even a November release in time for the awards…why March of 2014…March is for shitty movies!

By: Christian

Christian — Fri, 13 May 2016 11:27:51 +0000

This is gonna be SO epic!