Comments on: LOUD NOISES! ‘Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer Arrives In All Its Clanging Glory

By: Perdition

Perdition — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

It\’s pretty crazy how bald-faced they are about the new girl being nothing more than a hottie who fills a plot element (damsel in distress).

It\’s like we\’re going back to the mediocre old silent movies, with the girl you don\’t care about flailing her arms around and the title card comes up with \”Help me!\” on it.

By: Carla

Carla — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

Woooo! Transformers: Dark of the Moon will be the biggest movie ever! Watch out Avatar!

By: Jack Easton

Jack Easton — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazingly gorgeous. This sensual young woman is indescribably beautiful. English perfection doesn’t get much purer than her. I love her. She’s a really sweet girl.

By: The Playlist

The Playlist — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

Jack, you\’ve already posted that a few times now. Going for a record? Or simply a broken record?

By: pg13myass

pg13myass — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

this might as well could have been called battle: chicago mixed with Skyline.

By: Laura

Laura — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

I honestly enjoyed (different than like) the first two, but that\’s because they had much more humor in them than I was expecting. This one just looks way heavy handed.

By: KT

KT — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

\”This one just looks way heavy handed.\”

As it should be. This is Transformers, not fucking Rainbow Brite.

By: Thislalife

Thislalife — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

I gotta say, it looks just as stupid as the second one, which was as stupid as the first one.

However, no movies can touch these films in terms of pure action spectacle. From a popcorn standpoint this is my most anticipated of the summer, not to mention seeing this in 3D IMAX is going to blow people\’s minds to pieces

By: Drew Taylor

Drew Taylor — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

@KT

FUUUUCK, YEAH, BRAH. TELL EM.

By: Duncan

Duncan — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

It\’s funny how this site becomes more like Slash Film every day.
Wait. No it\’s not.

By: alan

alan — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

How pissed off would this author be if they found out Terrence Malick is not only great friend\’s with Michael Bay, but he also saw a cut of Tree of Life just under a year ago?

Keep writing about movies, you\’re more cynical than Scott Rudin.

By: Michael Bay

Michael Bay — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

BOOM baby

By: Mr Anonymous

Mr Anonymous — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

OMG! That looks fucking amazing! And i hated Transformers 2! Hopefully this one will redeem the whole franchise. The last 15secs – wow!

By: banKsy

banKsy — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

Man, what is with the Autobots rolling with the brick squad throughout this whole franchise?

Besides Prime and Ironhide, where are the heavy hitters?

By: actionman

actionman — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

MOVIEGASM

By: Charles

Charles — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

@The Playlist. Jack is right, though. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazingly gorgeous. This sensual young woman is indescribably beautiful. English perfection doesn’t get much purer than her. I love her. She’s a really sweet girl.

By: oh god

oh god — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

France McDormand is right there in the trailer several times, but if one weren\’t predisposed to hating the movie they could see that.

By: Cory Everett

Cory Everett — Fri, 13 May 2016 14:39:53 +0000

I actually used to have a soft spot for Michael Bay. He at least knew how to blow things up real good. But these Transformers movies are just a waste of time.