Comments on: Keanu Times Two: New Trailers For ‘Man Of Tai Chi’ & ’47 Ronin’

By: The Fanciful Norwegian

The Fanciful Norwegian — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:08:34 +0000

MAN OF TAI CHI isn't "premiering" at Toronto, it came out in China months ago (and pretty much bombed there). I'm glad the trailer is spoiling the climactic Chen vs. Keanu fight, since that allows me to publicly air one of my biggest complaints about the film–for a few minutes I was actually convinced they were going to do something unexpected and let the movie end without pretending Keanu could hold his own against an honest-to-god competitive martial artist. So I guess you can stamp and certify me a grade-A sucker.

By: Who needs names. THIS IS THE INTERNET

Who needs names. THIS IS THE INTERNET — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:08:34 +0000

That's all fine and dandy but aren't you scared Keanu is going to use his techno shamanic magic (that he learnt from reading The Invisibles whilst filming the Matrix) and summon a velociraptor to end you for spanning this post ???

By: daniel

daniel — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:08:34 +0000

FINISH HIM

By: skywater

skywater — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:08:34 +0000

I've always liked Keanu.