Comments on: Darren Aronofsky Says His Cut Of ‘Noah’ Is Hitting Theaters And Wasn’t Screen Tested

By: Wendy

Wendy — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

I am glad this movie has some Jews in it (Logan Lerman, who is just Jewish, and Jennifer Connelly, whose mother is Jewish). As opposed to Ridley Scott's Exodus movie, which somehow has no Jews at all.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

Aronofsky's movies are bloated, self-important exercises in ego (even the cheap ones), the worst kind of American movie. That this guy has a career proves someone high up somewhere clearly doesn't know what their doing. This ad campaign has the stink of desperation all over it. I'll be saving my money, thanks.

By: Stranger

Stranger — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

Big budget trash swatting the plot mechanics of tired fairy tales, Aronofsky and the mewling folk might wager a shit to give about this tired trite foolishness, but the film looks like utter dogshit

By: Mr. genius

Mr. genius — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

"….and a studio working to protect a major investment that is intended to appeal to believers of every religion as well as those without any faith…"

Oh yeah …muslims/satanists/democrats will all love this MOVIE !!!

Al Gore plays Noah's father who warns about the dangers of "global rain" brought on by corporate greed.

Barbara Streisand plays Noah's mother – who raised Noah early on as a single mother who faced benefit cuts while the "rich" lived in huge tents.

lady ga-ga and miley cyrus play Noah's daughters who ride the animals – not that there's anything wrong with that.

Noah himself – discovers he was "gay all along" which gave him the strength to save the world from the haters !

Noah's son is an atheist who was bullied at school – but Noah protects him from the evil Pre-Jesus freaks !

Obama eventually comes down from heaven and commands the rain to stop. Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi have cameo roles.

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

Directors have the right to create art and vision. If you don't like the art or the vision, skip it. I happened to love Passion of the Christ enough to see it in theaters three times, then I bought the DVD, then the blue ray disc. It's a free country, and while I respect the directors decision not to follow the biblical account, I hope he will respect my decision not to see This version of 'Noah.'

By: Mount Olive

Mount Olive — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

These voyages always smell like dung.

By: Steve D

Steve D — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

Religious films tend to be dull and predictable because so many people demand that they follow the Bible absolutely. If Jesus says "pass the salt" at the Last Supper, you'll have people going "WAAAARGH! That's not in the Bible! It never says Jesus asked for salt in the Bible!!!!" The characters can't have personalities, idiosyncrasies, personal tastes, or anything else not plain vanilla. So three cheers for Aronofsky NOT pre-screening this

By: wm frederick

wm frederick — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:12 +0000

This film by Aronofsky should be fabulous.
It will generate five million conversations and ten milllion tweets
I am confident that Godd knows how to use all of the free publicity.

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"Noah, The lost Tablets"

By: MFD

MFD — Fri, 13 May 2016 08:08:11 +0000

Maybe "Noah" is good, maybe it isn't. We'll soon see.

However, the Bible is a work of fiction. Therefore, so is the movie. Therefore again, complaining about changes to "the original story" — as though the original story were a documentary, sacred or otherwise — is ridiculous whining.

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