Comments on: Cannes Review: J.C. Chandor Puts Robert Redford Through Watery Hell In Bruising, Formally Rigorous ‘All Is Lost’

By: Eponymous

Eponymous — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:49:27 +0000

Firstly, you are so right. One should always measure the worth of "criticism," or any piece of writing for that matter, by its word count. (Hence, why the Harry Potter and Twilight series are two of the greatest achievements of modern literature.) Next time I'll just copy the entire text, slap a couple of quotation marks around it and paste it here, in the "comments" section.

Thanks for schooling my "petty and stupid" ass, TL (Total Loser?), I needed that.

By: jon

jon — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:49:27 +0000

Where's the byline on this review?

By: Eponymous

Eponymous — Fri, 13 May 2016 09:49:27 +0000

"Itâs not, after all, terribly difficult to act wet when you are wet."
Now THAT'S what I call criticism! Keep up the insightful work, folks.