Comments on: 5 Stars Who Could Be In The Running To Play Tom Cruise’s Next Wife

By: AHHNOLD

AHHNOLD — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Wow epic fail bet you think you are a real comedian eh?

By: Gabe NotToro

Gabe NotToro — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Tremendous. An uncommonly successful Playlist comedy article.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

This is absolute gold. Thanks for the laugh!

By: Maude

Maude — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

No starlet in recent times has seemed to be more deseperate for fame than Blaka Lively and she already "dated" Dicaprio. She gets my vote.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

So funny. What about Mila Kunis? As soon as her fake PR hookup with Kutcher is over. Hollywood, that place. Gotta love'em.

By: kitcon

kitcon — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

You had your beers and 4th celebration a few day early.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Dear commenters who are totally not Tom Cruise sockpuppets,
If you can't handle celebrities being made fun of, maybe the Internet is not for you.

By: amazing

amazing — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

LOL

By: arnaud

arnaud — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

So unfunny…I tickled my armpits and it was still unfunny.

By: BobMann

BobMann — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Best thing I've read all day.

By: Lizzy

Lizzy — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Best way to start my morning. Well said, Playlist, well said. Can't wait for the callback list.

By: Junebug

Junebug — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Julianna Hough or Blake Lively. They are the only two young and dumb enough to sigh a new contract.
Thanks for the laugh!

By: Sandra

Sandra — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Amazing list. I choose Joaquin for obvious reasons.

By: Wilby Daniels

Wilby Daniels — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Really? I'm the first to say John Travolta? I thought I would be like the tenth.

By: DG

DG — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Its all fun and games until Scientology assassins snipe out Katie Holmes

By: easy company

easy company — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

wow,wow,wow.this was sad,low,pathetic,boring and unfunny even for playlist.

By: Mitchell

Mitchell — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Classy.

By: Consider

Consider — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

It's obviously going to be Julianne Hough. Sorry Ryan Seacrest, Juli's in for an upgrade.

By: jimbo

jimbo — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

best indiewire article. possibly ever

By: sam

sam — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

you're assholes. seriously. and i'm not even a Cruise fan.
kept looking for the punchline.

By: Statler

Statler — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

This was fun.

By: Miranda

Miranda — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Incredibly dumb and sexist. Keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for hits.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

seriously playlist, your better than this!

By: ryan

ryan — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

what an awful article 🙁

By: Haha

Haha — Fri, 13 May 2016 12:08:52 +0000

Kristen Stewart would be perfect. She is a closeted lesbian and already looks miserable all the time. No one would notice the brainwashing.